The time period one allows when someone has written on one's wall, sent one a message or otherwise been facebook-acted upon. This is a tool used to hide the true amount of time someone has spent on Facebook, so as not to appear as one who has nothing better to do.
Guy 1: So this really hot chick I met last night friended me and wrote on my wall, so I wrote back.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.
by mogzubc October 21, 2009
Get the Facebook Delaymug. When two or more persons tags "fake" and ugly pictures of eachother, and the uglyness of the picture increases by time, making it more humiliating to the other person
These persons are often friends, and doesn't mean any harm to eachother, than having fun on eachothers behalf.
These persons are often friends, and doesn't mean any harm to eachother, than having fun on eachothers behalf.
A is white
B is a asian
A tags B in ugly asian pictures
B responds to tag A in pictures of ugly ginger people.
A responds in tagging A in even uglier asian pictures.
and so on..
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A: Why did John tag that ugly picture that's not you?
B: yeah know, we're having a facebook tagwar. Check out the pictures i've tagged him in!
B is a asian
A tags B in ugly asian pictures
B responds to tag A in pictures of ugly ginger people.
A responds in tagging A in even uglier asian pictures.
and so on..
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A: Why did John tag that ugly picture that's not you?
B: yeah know, we're having a facebook tagwar. Check out the pictures i've tagged him in!
by haakon666 November 8, 2009
Get the Facebook tagwarmug. by nwtrekker February 24, 2010
Get the facebook leechmug. A divorced Father who wants no direct involvement with his child and whines about having to provide financial support, yet plasters his Facebook page with pictures of his son to give the impression of being a loving Father.
Dick is such a Facebook Father, he spends all his child support on gambling and alcohol and never speaks to his son, yet he gets a tattoo of the boy and posts pics on FB.
by Crazy86 September 1, 2012
Get the Facebook Fathermug. The practice of going through your friend list on Facebook and realizing that you really do not talk to many of them or dislike many others and then begin to delete mass numbers of people that were once your "friends" on Facebook.
Ben- "Who the hell are these people? I don't even know this one and I hate that bitch. I think its time to delete them with a Facebook Genocide session"
by Dsquared23 March 23, 2009
Get the Facebook Genocidemug. The process of getting lost on Facebook while reading random posts, following random links or looking at pictures of people you don't even know, followed by an eventual return to consciousness and a realization that you are completely wasting your time.
by Erik Wave September 11, 2011
Get the FacebooK-Holemug. A person who always responds to another specific person's (i.e., the "target person") facebook status updates and links, typically within the first few minutes of it being shared.
The facebook groupie either 1) intensely romantically likes the target person, 2) wants to BE like the the target person, or 3) wants to be accepted by the target person's group of friends. The facebook groupie is often among the very first to respond to the target person's status updates/links and very rarely let's a target person's status update/links slip get by without a response.
They are often unaware how embarrassing, lap doggish, or futile their behavior appears to be. While the facebook groupie is typically of the opposite sex of the target person, facebook groupies can be the same gender as the target person.
Caveat: The term facebook groupie does not extend to family members or significant others. Therefore, you cannot be a facebook groupie to your husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend, sister, brother, cousin, etc.
They are often unaware how embarrassing, lap doggish, or futile their behavior appears to be. While the facebook groupie is typically of the opposite sex of the target person, facebook groupies can be the same gender as the target person.
Caveat: The term facebook groupie does not extend to family members or significant others. Therefore, you cannot be a facebook groupie to your husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend, sister, brother, cousin, etc.
by MiriamW February 8, 2012
Get the Facebook Groupiemug.