Even

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.

Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
Even, my dad, went to the store to get milk.
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Evens is him, he that dude
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Even

Even normally live in the space. He is a very great man that is the best footballplayer in the world. He is a god.
OMG, i see Even!
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He be a nice guy. He could also be considered as a sacred bush!
Oh my god there’s the holy Even
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A common boy name in Europe. Even has a big heart and is very kind. Most of the time Even’s soulmate starts on the letters F or A.
Hi Even!
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Even

nordic name used by idiots
Big waste of sperm
no pussy
no game
nerd
will probably die alone
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Even is a name for Norwegian boys who is so handsome that all girls wants him. He has perfect body and smells like a king. All girls wants him even old ladies. Other boys grow jealous of him once they see him.
I am a Even, why aren't you?. Look at That Even he is so cool and sexy.
by Jens nordegren January 10, 2018
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