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Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
1st friend: Oh come on! It’s been 2 weeks and you haven’t responded?!
2nd friend: Who are you talking to?
1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.
2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.
- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
2nd friend: Who are you talking to?
1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.
2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.
- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
by AsainicAudric December 25, 2018
This guy is just the biggest dick you will ever meet. He thinks he's good at everything but he isn't. He considers himself as cool and popular but hes actually a huge loser. He may be a guy but damn, hes the biggest drama queen you will ever meet. He always brags about his big dick but everyone knows he's got a 1 inch pinch. hes always acting like hes black but if he was every in the hood his bitch ass would be shot up.
by el samo April 15, 2019
Ethan is a white guy he is sexy and nice he will beat anyone's ass if they touch his girlfriend he has a big dick and all the girls love him he will always be there for you don't forget it and he loves his girlfriend Ilyr
My name isEthan
by Slay.eden July 25, 2017
Not drunk pissed just pissed put the 1 pound donations in the chat show this to FRED SOWDEN and he will hit u with his nab. Gothic coon catholic’s basher mums a hore
by Codey twin chinks for life June 15, 2019
This is the most athletic and amazing boy ever on the earth,people named Ethan are perfect and will never let you be alone. They usually get the prettiest girls in the school days and have always had a way with the ladies. Ethan is the most amazing boy on earth he is practically perfect.
by Kayle<3 November 25, 2018
You may not notice him at first but once you get to know him you probably fall for him, I mean it hard not to. Hugging him it makes you feel safe. When you look in to him eyes you see something you need. He's a kind are caring person. He maybe a nerd on the outside but will always be a sweetheart on the inside. He can change a girl with a broken heart to a full heart. He loves seeing you happy. He may not be to good with girl but he will try his best to make her feel safe and he will love her.
Person 1:Omg are you really dating Ethan?
Me:Yes!
Person 2:Your the lucky girls.
Person 1:Yeah I wish I was dating someone like him.
Me:Yes!
Person 2:Your the lucky girls.
Person 1:Yeah I wish I was dating someone like him.
by Aye.itz.your.girl May 14, 2017
by Lolololololopo February 26, 2019