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Tea-Drinking Male

Also shortened to "Tea-Male," this phrase is essentially a synonym for the more well-known phrase, "Yogurt Male."

Similarly to "Yogurt Males," this male is educated, confident, polite, respectful, sophisticated, and empathetic. He is a gem among the populations... a "Chad among Chads," if you will. This is the best example of what "alpha" and "sigma" males should strive to become. It's almost like a linear progression up to this point.

This male isn't afraid to be caught drinking tea, or enjoying his hobbies in public. In fact, he enjoys doing so! Tea-drinking males enjoy the finer things in life and don't care about what is considered traditionally masculine. He just does what he wants, when he wants... This male might even grow his own tea, or brew it himself in a thrifted teapot that he got a good deal on.

This male doesn't let his confidence and "based" attitude get in the way of his personal relationships. Somehow, despite himself literally radiating "big dick energy," he remains compassionate and friendly at all times. Always willing to converse with, or listen to you over a cup of tea. Sometimes, he even has a contagious effect among other men. Who simply see this male in action, and want to be more like him, or approach him.

Oh my god! He's so cool... 🥶
P1: "Oh man! Is that guy seriously drinking hot tea, in public, over there? What a sissy!"

P2: "Hey dude, that guy clearly doesn't give a shit about what you have to say... why do you always label people for dumb reasons?"

P1: "I don't know, it just pisses me off that he's so confident with that girly beverage in-hand..."

P2: "That's a classic Tea-Drinking male if I've ever seen one... God, he seems so cool, we should go talk to him instead..."

P1: "You're right homie, I shouldn't be so quick to judge others, based on my own insecurities as a man."
by UrbanDicMatt December 28, 2023
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Binge drinking

an excessive amount of drinking in a shortened period of time. Mario Bento is a prime definition of this term and action.
Anytime Mario drinks, he is binge drinking because he can’t casually drink and enjoys being hammered.
by get_that_definition69 January 26, 2024
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Chicken drinking

A method of drinking alcohol in very small quantities. The same as sipping
We were at Joe's yesterday, but I was 'chicken drinking', so I don't have a headache
by Cheburik August 1, 2024
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Book Drinking

The act of chugging Jack Daniels (or any other alcoholic beverage) to make reading fun.
person 1 "you wanna try Book Drinking to knock the assignment in English."
person 2 "sure, but i doubt well remember anything"
by MasonBigDumb532 January 25, 2025
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Chain drinking

I'd like to introduce the term "chain drinking" to the lexicon. It's like chain smoking except not gross and sounds better than binge drinking.
Let's catch up later. I'll be chain drinking at the local bar.
by Tie5 March 5, 2026
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Chain drinking

I'd like to introduce the term "chain drinking" to the lexicon. It's like chain smoking except not gross and sounds better than binge drinking
Let's catch up later. I'll be chain drinking at the local bar.
by Tie5 March 5, 2026
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Heavy Drinking

The official invitation for a long night of good friends, great banter, and a serious amount of beer, all served with a side of hilarious and questionable stories.
Tonight, I propose we go, heavy drinking!
by CookieInTheDisco August 19, 2025
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