Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.
Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.
Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?
Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.
Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?
"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."
~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022
~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022
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Warning this game is painful and could lead to pleasure
Warning this game is painful and could lead to pleasure
Hey Jimmy I am kinda full from our picnic, why don’t you take your pants off and let’s play some mud darts? What do you say?
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Get the Auntie Doris mug.The Grove is a cluster of four primarily freshman-designated dorms at Grand Canyon University. The Grove has never had one night of peace between the late night gatherings in the field, the constant fire alarms being set off, the parties and the students’ tendency to howl out their windows at night. The Grove Dorms are much fancier than your average dorm room, which would make more sense housing adults as nice studio apartments than college freshman.
Each dorm in The Grove had a reputation that somehow its residents always tend to embody.
Acacia (aka VapeCacia)
Juniper (aka JunipNerd)
Ironwood (aka IronHood)
and Willow (aka WillHoe)
Each dorm in The Grove had a reputation that somehow its residents always tend to embody.
Acacia (aka VapeCacia)
Juniper (aka JunipNerd)
Ironwood (aka IronHood)
and Willow (aka WillHoe)
Guy #1: where are you living this year?
Guy #2: i’ll be in the grove dorms on 2nd floor of ironwood
Guy #1: right on! i’m in the grove dorms too, willow 6th!
Guy #2: i better be invited to those parties then
Guy #1: did you see the lopes barstool post about the guy in acacia who thought it had no roof?
Guy #2: VapeCacia is full of air heads😅the grove dorms stereotypes are never wrong
Guy #2: i’ll be in the grove dorms on 2nd floor of ironwood
Guy #1: right on! i’m in the grove dorms too, willow 6th!
Guy #2: i better be invited to those parties then
Guy #1: did you see the lopes barstool post about the guy in acacia who thought it had no roof?
Guy #2: VapeCacia is full of air heads😅the grove dorms stereotypes are never wrong
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