dicks before chicks

synonym to bros before hoes, putting your friends before your gf

Bob: "Hey Jack! You coming to the party tomorrow?"
Jack: "Sorry, my gf is making me go shopping with her."
Bob: "Dude! We planned this weeks ago. Whatever happened to dicks before chicks? "

by xprettynpinkx April 22, 2008

chicks with dicks

Country pop stars that went the way of the Dodo in 2004

Damn, did you hear them Chicks with Dicks play at the Kerry convention last night?

by Pendraghon June 24, 2005

crushing dicks

To work out so hard you could literally crush a dick with your thighs.

Laura: "Hey Sara I haven't seen you in a while, where've you been?"
Sara: "Oh I've totally been in the gym crushing dicks!"

by Wizzibef November 12, 2013

Bag of dicks

Term used to describe feeling unattractive or looking like a hot mess.

God you look like a bag of dicks, WTF happened to you?!

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

dicks

Dayton wheels, also called D's for short.

Sample lyrics from "Black Ice" (Goodie Mob version):
... for them boys with the deep dish dicks, white walls thick, didn't have to change much
Didn't have to fix shit, so,
Man, make the mothafucka speaka blow, shake the fuckin' flow
Here to let your ass know....

by Andy Mack September 6, 2005

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012

8 dicks 1 girl

when a girl is getting fucked by two guys up the vagina, two guys up the ass, two guys titty fucking her & shes giving two guys a blow job-ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!

THIS IS HARDCORE SEX RIGHT HERE.

ENJOY!;DD

Oh my god, last night i had 8 dicks 1 girl. It was the best thing ever.

by iamaskankywhore April 25, 2010