Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.

Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson

Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."

My friend: "Why thank you, sir."

Me: "You're not welcome."

My friend: "DEAAAANN!"

Me: "Creamy :)"

by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021

Deaned

When something is fucked by a tiny grey cock attached to a lanky twat that knows fuck all about everything

He really Deaned that hoover. Martyn is fuming.

by Bellends inc June 5, 2025

Big Dean

Known as a king pin to some, a boss to others, and even the devil himself in old folklore. His exact origin is unknown but it is said in the mythical scriptures that Big Dean "is not to be played with". Those who have met Big Dean have come to an untimely end. His name is often brought up when speaking of money, drugs, and women.

Shaun: You heard what happened to that nigga Cyrus when he met Big Dean?

Jeff: Hell naw, what happened?
Shaun: Damn, I was hoping you knew?
Shaun: Shell

by The Black Stallion 12345 May 18, 2016

Dean

Dean is a kid that is the most flamboyant faggot in the entire north america region.

look at dean, what a fag.

by FurryX3NuzzlesUWU October 24, 2019

DEAN

IT is a stupid FAT child you should get rid of this child. he is a failure and should be terminated. also they have 0 frineds so bully them. ALSO NO ONE LOVES PEOPLE WITH THE NAME DEAN. he isnt invited to any party's. also BTS SUCKS!!!!!!!!

Hi my name is DEAN i hate life and i have no friends i will now die.
other person ewwwwww your name is DEAN you gay!

by DEanfijogffgkj7uhvifgioyjmjffj January 23, 2020

Dean

GAY GAy GAY GAY

Gay is people like Dean being gay

by Dean is... May 27, 2019

nolan dean

cheesed off bloke

I was avin a chin wag with this bird from east end. cunt was bein a real nolan dean when I took my knob end out

by godsavethequeen1745 July 30, 2022