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Dakota

Dakota is a fat but skinny at the same time type of person. He usally is tall and dies laughing when he sees a little monkey throwing up gang signs. He usally gets no playing time for the jv basbeall team and gets friendzoned by every girl
Oh here comes dakota guard your fucking nuts and cheeks
by Jim the baptist March 8, 2020
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Dakota

The Best Friend...!
"Dakota is the BEst frieND"
by Jeffee October 2, 2018
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North Dakota Tea Time

The act of pouring scolding hot tea into a woman's vagina or anus and drinking it.
Marshall: Dude I gave Janet a North Dakota Tea Time last night
Chris: That's disgusting
by CaptainIceman December 22, 2015
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Dakota

Wow Dakota’s so swag
by Onetwothreeswag November 23, 2021
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Dakota

Is big gay has no friends lives in his basement and barely anyone thinks he's cool always caught chewing that tabacco
Yo Dakota wanna eat some tabacco
by Mememasterisgay December 27, 2018
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Dakota Stacey

She’s the prettiest person ever she’s funny and has a good personality she’s a crackhead but doesn’t like getting trouble did I already say pretty because she is I love her so much 😘😘😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕 and Colton should date her
Boy:who’s that she’s really pretty

Girl:that’s Dakota Stacey

🥵🥵🥵
by Ya mom bitch December 2, 2019
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Dakota

Dakota is a SEXY HUBBA HUBBA. He is one of the most handsome guys you will ever meet. He is a total goofball and never fails to make others smile. When he is not goofing around or eating, he is sleeping like a baby. He is one of the nicest guys out there, a gentleman, and a total family guy. Not only does he love his family endlessly, but he loves his partner with everything he can possibly offer. As a partner he is loyal, kind, respectful and always willing to go out of his way to make you feel loved. Everyone wants a Dakota, and everyone loves Dakota.
Wow, I want a Dakota!! Mommy can you get me a Dakota please!
by kssskkkkkkk6921 February 22, 2021
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