Derek

Dorky, funny, goofy, absolutely insane dude!

Derek is crazy 😜

by AnonymousBruh123 June 01, 2020

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a beta male who doesn't leave his house

derek is doxxing right now

by vinylie May 17, 2022

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Derek

Someone who has no business playing Call of Duty.

Dude, did you see how many times our teammate got downed? He's such a Derek.

by RiskyBusiness July 26, 2020

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Derek is a sweet caring intellectual gorgeous baby who has time for everyone's problems. He is very divine and has a thing for Aphrodite. The Gods think highly of him and as it were highly of his moral integrity. He is a one of a kind Man of God and seeks the truth. A boy who can sniff out lies and untruth, he will go Gangnam style on you in a minute. His Correct Cross is God approved and ready for life altering moments of victory. This boy is Michael Jordan and is a by God Always Was. His magic is a nonmagical non starter for he uses correction. This boy in space will let you keep his car and he will never forget the first time you kiss. He is Garden Savvy and the only drugs he takes comes from a pharmacy. (Usually) his family is under a curse but this boy eats that shit for breakfast. Go Go Derek. Keep the throne.

Don't fuck with Derek! Derek sees Red and prefers correction. Derek says Jesus is such a beautiful name! Derek will treat Aphrodite like a God should be, ( you know if she were a girl).

by Derek and Aphrodite September 15, 2022

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