Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item

Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother

by Dastvan June 3, 2019

Cricket

Cricket : A person who chirps off(challenges) another but goes quiet the second the challenge is excepted.

Did you see Mandy chirping at her neighbor? She shut up the minute the neighbor stept out. Big little Cricket there .

by B Silent May 31, 2018

Reverse Cricket

A once methhead turned preacher.

Frank - Hey Dave, did you hear about Nathan?

Dave - The methhead?

Frank - Reformed methhead, he pulled a Reverse Cricket.

by SausageBiscuitFuck December 31, 2019

Shit cricket

A person that takes money from another person for financial gain

That person owes me 700 dollars he is a shit cricket

by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

Mud cricket

Better known as John Chinery a male that blows all guys with lifted trucks and cow boy boots

A male that loves trucks mud cricket

by Joelost May 8, 2020

cricket spider

What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock

Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??

by Rashy Dwarf October 1, 2019