by NotAreaLDude December 28, 2023
Get the milk creek academy mug.A mid-ass ski/snowboard resort located in buttfuck nowhere, Vernon, New Jersey. Also known to locals as “creek.” The “mountain” is only about 1,000 feet, if that. It’s decent for New Jersey/New York, but complete ass compared to anywhere else.
Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you will ever find. It’s for beginners or rich inner New York City people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.
South peak is for the stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like 15-25, and you will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.
Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home
Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you will ever find. It’s for beginners or rich inner New York City people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.
South peak is for the stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like 15-25, and you will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.
Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home
“you guys wanna get f**ked up at mountain creek this weekend?”
“you mean that muddpit on route 90 filled with dirty New Jersey people?”
“you mean that muddpit on route 90 filled with dirty New Jersey people?”
by sxpohia April 21, 2023
Get the mountain creek mug.Origin: meth addict boom in the late 2010's that started with rock collecting. Was nothing better than to hang out in a cool Creek for hours looking for awesome rocks to take home.
by JenS72 August 15, 2023
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Red creek is full of red neck racists,white kids trying to be gangsters,coke addicts and rapists.
If you were to go to red creek you’d smell instantly weed and see crackheads walking around.People smoking behind the pit stop every week, not to mention someone killed someone here.Red creek school is a joke too you got girls barking at people and bomb threats.People that look like school shooters.If you were to go in the bathroom you’d see a group hitting vapes and shit and they ask if you got Nic every second.some dumbasses do that shit in class bruh.There’s no air conditioning and it smells like piss.There’s fights every week.Fuck red creek
Red creek is full of red neck racists,white kids trying to be gangsters,coke addicts and rapists.
If you were to go to red creek you’d smell instantly weed and see crackheads walking around.People smoking behind the pit stop every week, not to mention someone killed someone here.Red creek school is a joke too you got girls barking at people and bomb threats.People that look like school shooters.If you were to go in the bathroom you’d see a group hitting vapes and shit and they ask if you got Nic every second.some dumbasses do that shit in class bruh.There’s no air conditioning and it smells like piss.There’s fights every week.Fuck red creek
by Your.moms.dildo December 2, 2021
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Get the Red Creek basketball mug.When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.
When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!
Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!
Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!
Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!
Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!
Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
by Rick&Donnie July 22, 2022
Get the Deep Creek Belt Buckle mug.when you place your flaccid to semi-erect penis in between a partners swampy butt cheeks. generally done in the morning before a shower or after a long hot day. named after 'Semotilus atromaculatus' or the creek chub, a species of minnow.
by brownnutter03 July 29, 2022
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