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Craig

A white dude that has the resemblance of a yogurt monkey. He does not appear athletic but he is very skilled at basketball. He is not very good at video games unless he wakes up feeling dangerous. His friend group usually consists of a token minority, a racist dude, a fortnite kid, a Christian guy, and a dude fucking moron who probably fucks his sister.
by Shizz whizz December 14, 2020
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Wee Craig

A person of the causcasian persuasion usually from the uk, hasn’t shaved in about a week and is most likely a lightweight
The wee Craig: WHENNNNNNN
Dylan: AHHHHHHHHH WEEEEEEE CRAIG
by Sylan darpe December 15, 2020
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Craig Mcgorry

Do you have Mr. Mcgorry?
Yes! He's so Punny!
So Craig Mcgorry you mean!
by Valdezinator December 22, 2020
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Craig

Craig is a humble and nice being. He is "Mr.steal yo girl" but also sends them to the streets. Craig is respectful and is always kind and caring towards his mates. Craig is an inspiration and living proof that simplicity is key. But he is boring.
Craig
by Don't use your real name..All November 22, 2021
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Craig

Craig, he’s a big stroking nonce, who really likes the smell of mouldy cheese and pickled onions. Craig also tends to be shit at cutting hair unless especially skin fades.
Wow, craig, what a fucking tosser
by Ostrich man November 22, 2021
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Craig Sellers

The Hottest Dilf Around, Father Of Gavin Sellers.
I want to have sex with craig sellers.
by Not AlexTheKidMg November 22, 2021
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craig

An average American uncle with an average name (could be a pedophile)
"Here we see a craig in its natural habitat."
by NewGirl_InTown October 10, 2021
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