Something to say when a person is being a dumbass.
Having your head shoved so far up your butt crack, you could wear it for a hat. Deriative from the popular insults "to have your head up your ass" or "ass hat".
A crack whore bitch from hell embodies not only the skank of a crack whore, but also the added character flaw of being a bitch from hell. In both hierarchies of whores and bitches, this is the second lowest rank.