Sleep Is Her Cousin 

The cousin of Death and the second cousin of the Bitch.

Death: hey where is my cousin Sleep?

Bitch: where is my second cousin Sleep?

Sleep Is Her Cousin: i'm right here!,

Death+Bitch: ohh cool

Sleep Is Her Cousin by JesusChristfootball October 12, 2011

Ur cousin asexual 

The worst insult that can ever be used against another human. All other insults naming family members and sexuality fall miles short in destructive capcity

You:”ur granny tranny”
Me:”stfu ur cousin asexual”
You:*time freezes as your entire being witnesses forces only known in the big bang*

Ur cousin asexual by TheEggBoy May 10, 2018

nephew cousin 

When your aunt is your cousin and her son can't possibly be the same level on the family tree

Jordan: Zach can't be our cousin if ayu is our cousin. He's our nephew cousin. Duh

Vanessa: well that makes sense. I'm so stupid.

nephew cousin by boombangpop February 11, 2010

Gay Cousin 

An offensive term used against the LGBT+ community

Ayo! Don’t use “Gay Cousin” it’s offensive.

Gay Cousin by applesaucepenguin March 11, 2021

Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin

Butt fucking, incest, gay

Friend: I saw that
Other Friend: Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin

Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin by Copenhager long cut May 22, 2018

Sqwee's Cousin 

Annoying Fuck

Sqwee's Cousin by Stroud March 15, 2003

Uber Cousin

The relation between two people who share first cousins, but are not related to eachother through blood

Jared and Josh are Uber cousins because they aren't related by blood, but they share first cousins....This makes Jared's mom and sister fair game for Josh.

Uber Cousin by jdrxb6 May 17, 2011