Counter Anti-Fur-Day

on December 21th, you can bypass Anti-Fur-Day and still make the person parcitipate in Fur-Day, but a day later.

"hey dude, today is Counter Anti-Fur-Day, you won't be able to bypass 20th december, because 21th december is waiting.

by Tolijas December 19, 2020

Counter Plug

The act of using a viewpoint opposite to your own viewpoint against your opponent. Extreme double standard.

Stalin was counter plugging when speaking about the capitalist exploitation of the people.

by oversawyer October 29, 2023

Counter cope

A big fat cheater, who cheated on ashely, omg! he is big bad and very fat!

That boy was being a counter cope!

by Big Ball buster September 19, 2022

Counter Petty

The act of being petty in response to another person and/or companies pettiness.

When Dominoes charges you 30 cents for 6 packets of Parmesan cheese and the delivery driver forgets to bring said 6 packets of cheese, being counter petty, you call and have the delivery driver turn around and bring you your 6 packets of Parmesan cheese.

by jsinnmusic August 28, 2020

fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023

Counter reaction

When an old worn counter is sick of being the underdog.
A counter losing its cool.
If the counter is allergic to Eg. cheezels, then if the item is placed on the surface the counter may crack, sneeze or swell, hence creating a counter reaction.

Don’t put that on the bench! We don’t want another counter reaction!!

by Ninja-de-hissinyoface September 27, 2020