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Cookie Swatter

When a celebrity hires a full time person to help them eat better and baby sit their gluttonous ass.

To literally swat cookies from another’s hand.
Hey that Kristie Alley hired a new full time cookie swatter.
by Wordmasterflash January 21, 2010
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Oatmeal Cookie

uh, its a COOKIE made from OATMEAL. its not sex, or sodomy or anything like that you fucking fags!
i had a delicious oatmeal cookie from my cookie jar this morning.
by gunslingergervy_c_e July 26, 2006
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cookie butter

The most amazing edible item you will ever find.. It's just like peanut butter, but instead, it's cookie butter! Found at the store "Trader Joe's"
Bri: Give me some cookie butter!
Vi: *dumps jar of cookie butter in her mouth, gives empty bottle to Bri, and runs off screaming*
by ShyVi September 28, 2013
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baking cookies

"Mom, I'm going to my boyfriends house now."
"what are you going to do there?"
"Oh, probably just baking cookies."
"Okay, honey, have fun."
by wilfs January 13, 2008
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toss the cookies

An expression referring to the act of regurgitation. Usually associated with regurgitaion resulting from an illness of ailment.
"I drank way too much last night. I've been tossing cookies all day long"

"She tossed her cookies all over me!"
by emanwich September 10, 2003
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Texas cookie

when you cum in a girl's belly button and let it harden so she can eat it later
she really enjoies texas cookies
by Sick pervert 69 October 12, 2009
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soggy cookie

a game when two or more guys stand in a circle around a cookie masturbating and the last one to cum on the cookie has to eat it.
waverly school likes to play soggy cookie
by amy mclean October 5, 2005
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