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Benzene Contractor

A silly lil ginger guy from beloved welcoming kiwi blitz
Also my son
Benzene Contractor is the silliest lil guy ever :3 - me
by ERIC POCKETS NO.1 FAN May 30, 2023
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Exploitative Contracts

Did I release you guys from exploitative contracts and you guys sat their and left me in a cage!? WOW GUYS! THAT! That is messed up!
Hym "I wonder if... These clowns are getting out of exploitative contracts because of me and then cutting me out of it... Because that's a possibility... Wait! Am I the Jack!? I'm either the Jack or the Chuck... Hmmm... Either way! YOU LEFT ME IN A CAGE YOU ASSHOLES! I'M STILL THERE! NOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Bad! Bad heralds of galactus... You guys are not setting up the planet for my consumption..."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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barb contracks

“Idfk bro, like slang.”

Type shit; period; she contrack on my contracktions ‘till I barb.
“barb contraacksss!!!”

“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”

“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”

“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”

“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”

“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..

“Hello, barb!”

“Yeah, barb contracks”

“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”
by goobiousgoober May 5, 2025
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