Claire Saffitz

Possibly the most beloved pastry chef out there. Also, we would all die for her.

First name: Claire
Second name: FromtheBonAppetitTestKitchen

"If it ain't half-sour herself, Claire Saffitz! How's it going?"
"Brad, I need you to know I can not accept any criticism right now."

by DaiPhi December 7, 2019

Claire from the bon appetite test kitchen

synonym for amazing, great, beautiful because claire is an amazing person

was your day claire from the bon appetite test kitchen?

by only50%asian April 11, 2020

chairmapherdite

a hermapherdite who keeps begging people to sit on him/her. You've encountered one most likely if you've been to a party in West Hollywood.

Chairmapherdite: Please sit on me!
Drew: No way, you silly chairmapherdite!

by NoMSG September 29, 2010

cairo overcoat

A sarcophagus. Like a Chicago overcoat, but Ancient Egyptian. The most famous Cairo Overcoat is used by the Homestuck character Lord English; it is made of the fabric of spacetime and can transform from a sarcophagus into a real coat and back.

Stitch mutters to himself in his shop. He guesses Eggs and Biscuits are roughhousing again, because the fabric of spacetime is tearing something fierce on Lord English's CAIRO OVERCOAT. This sort of thing is exactly why he keeps a BACKUP COAT, and always leaves Stitch with one of them.

--Homestuck, Intermission 1

by DialM June 19, 2016

Chair Fetish

A fetish for people who get hard by looking at chairs. Ain't gonna lie, some chairs are hella thicc. I mean look at some chair pictures and tell me that SOME chairs are thicc.

Chad:Bro look at that chair
Chadd; Yeah it's hella THICC
Chad: You have a chair fetish

by AsianSanta October 11, 2019

Tuna Chair

A chair that has been permeated with the stank of tuna crotch. Typically is found in an obese female WoW player's room.

Dude that fat skanks tuna chair nearly made me throw up.

by WoodSchlong March 30, 2009

Jad Chair

A Chair Specifically Designed To Be Sat And Shat in.

When playing such MMOPRG's Such as RuneScape and killing high level monsters in which you cannot leave your computer, The Jad Chair is designed so you can freely shit/piss without leaving your computer.

by Time2die142 August 6, 2009