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Dock the chopper 

Cutting your pubic hairs too short.
I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.
Dock the chopper by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016

American Chopper 

A show on the discovery channel in which guy build awesome choppers.
Dude A: Did you see the bike that Paul Made
Dude B: Bitchin'

Ass Chapped 

To Have A Confused Look On Your Face ! To Feel Dumb Stupid , Intimidated !!!!
Mama was looking hella ass chapped when we didnt come home form after prom ;) .
Ass Chapped by georgiaa Peach ! November 9, 2012

copped off 

Is when you are out somewhere and you kiss someone..

Oh My God... I copped off with fred last night!
copped off by KLB August 22, 2006
Really screwed, in trouble. Most usually used in California.
Jill: They saw us having sex in the tree and the police are coming!
Robb: Shit, we're hella fucking chapped.
chapped by silentd3 June 14, 2011

chit chopper 

A wire coat hanger crafted in a manner to allow the "chopping" of turds which are too large to be flushed down the drain.
Mother of God. Look at that Monster. Honey, will you bring me the chit chopper?
chit chopper by Daddy's home August 15, 2009