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Yarn Chicken

Yarn chicken is a term often used in online knitting/crochet circles. It is a self-imposed 'game' in which a crafter is unsure if they have enough yarn in a skein to complete a project, but rather than going through the process of measuring and weighing to find yardage, they start the project and hope it's enough. The crafter wins the game if they finish their project with just enough or extra yarn, and they lose if they run out of yarn before completing their project.
I'm going to go pick up some yarn. I lost Yarn Chicken and I really need to get this hat done.
by RobinYarn April 1, 2022
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Do the kickin' chicken

To have a grand mal seizure.
Man, it scared me to see them do the kickin' chicken on the floor!
by I, Wreckerrr May 7, 2021
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Eating Chicken in the Hood

Eating chicken in the Hood is what a typical gangsta/black dude/cool kid does in his off time. They go to their local KFC and order takeout. Afterwards, they head back to the Hood and party with other gangstas/friends/cool kids. While they feast on the chicken, they also listen to Mo Bamba. After "eating chicken in the hood," they either....

A) Head back to their turfs (@Gangsta)
B) Head to the basketball court and shoot some hoops while listening to Born to Ball (@Black Dude)
C) Spend the rest of the day making dumb KFC jokes (@Cool Kid)

My Baller Rap About Eating Chicken In The Hood:
©2019

Eat that chicken,
Eat it good.
Eat it like you eat it,
In the hood.
Eat to fast and bust your gut,
Finger-licking chicken.

(Feel free to use my rap, just as long as you don't claim it for yourself)
D.D. was eating chicken in the hood.
I love eating chicken in the hood.
How does Big Chungus not love eating chicken in the hood?
I love eating chicken in the hood, and you should too!
My girlfriend doesn't like eating chicken in the hood! My now EX girlfriend still hates eating chicken in the hood!
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7$ and a chicken biscuit

The gold-standard cost of an average blowjob.
"Timothy gave Gerald some incredible fellatio, and was paid 7$ and a chicken biscuit.
by Field Brerb October 16, 2019
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Chicago Ted

we were fighting infected all across the square
the scent of their blood was in the air

a witch in the courtyard gave us quite a scare
and things only got worse from there

when a hunter grabbed bill and thrashed him in twain

francis was hung by a smoker as he howled in pain

zoey with her pistol and took careful aim
she fired 2 shots, but it was all in vain

just then, when all hope had been burned and bled
the infected all scream and turned and fled

clothed in a flannel shirt blue black and red
came an angel of Badass, named Chicago Ted

with his twin shotguns a blazing, he slaughtered that horde

till he got bored of that, and switched to his sword

his cap coated in blood, while us he ignored
for the thrill of the hunt was his own reward

now he was no chuck norris, dont get me wrong

but ted could do this crap all day long

the survivors lept up and fought along
but ted would do this work for a song

with corpses piled as high as can be
Ol' ted lit a smoke, and howled with glee

as he used his sword to carve knotches you see
into his belt, a thousand times 53

as a tank round the corner, we filled up with dread
but he just laughed an shook his head

with a powerful holler the wild savior said

"NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!"
'Chicago Ted' makes my manhood feel less manly.
by Nobody Worth Mentioning December 26, 2008
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Chicago BackHandy

Chicago BackHandy - When a girl eats a Chicago deep dish pizza and uses the grease from the pizza afterwards to give you a hand job.
My grandma just gave me a Chicago BackHandy after we ate that deep dish.
by ReidNate March 4, 2021
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National Chicken Day

A day when we honor chicken, known on July 9th. Meat-eaters celebrate by eating chicken, and vegetarians celebrate by protesting the use of chicken as food. Farmers tend to celebrate by overfeeding their chickens.
Family Guy displays an unappropriated direction of National Chicken Day.
by TwitchyTeh1337 August 1, 2008
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