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Chewing the Oyster

An aperitif enjoyed by those of a certain persuasion ie scissor sisters where oysters can be enjoyed simultaneously. Can also be enjoyed by males, that rare type who indulge in foreplay.
The Lionesses have played particularly well in the World Cup, there will be many celebrations including chewing the oysters.
by Corva August 16, 2023
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to chew (v.)

To chew (v). used in a sentence. yo niggga this bitch be chewin me up. often used in the nigger community. to chew (v.)
by langchewbook May 9, 2011
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Chew Choo Plug

When a person uses a buttplug while riding a train over rough terrain.
The chew choo plug was nice.
by Billy Bob Tim Schoot April 1, 2024
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Chewing Markers

Out of it. Basically in the same sense as playin with the dandelions, someone who’s completely zoned out and oblivious to the world around them.
You guys suck”
‘Vinny you’ve been chewing markers all game and you’re 1 for 7’
by zfin87 July 30, 2022
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chew

"Chew" is a broad term. It mostly means "dip," which is moist, small shreds of tobacco used in between the lip and gums or lip and cheek, upper or lower. It can also mean loose leaf tobacco or tobacco that is more roughly cut that is chewed. And no, you retards, dip does not have fiberglass in it; it's salt crystals. Speaking of bad things, dip is known to be able to cause oral cancer and such; it can also make your gums recede, or basically "fall down" and have you lose teeth, especially if you don't already have good oral health. The effects of oral tobacco include euphoria, a head rush, increased mood, stimulation, and sometimes relaxation. Negative effects include anxiety, nausea, increased blood pressure and heart rate, and sweating.
Some brands of DIP are Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly, Longhorn, and Timberwolf. Some brands of CHEW are Red Man, Hawken, and Levi Garrett. There are other types of oral tobacco, like dissolving things that look like mints. There are also inhaled forms.
Jason: Yo, Mike, can I cop a lip of chew?
Mike: Jason, you retard, if you "cop a lip," it "be a dip."
Jason: Same shit.
Mike: Alright, look at this bag and then look at this can. Tell me it's the same.
Jason: Wait, so I don't get a lip?...
Mike: Nah, bro. I wouldn't do you like that. Even retards deserve a lip. Let me get my Skoal Berry.
Jim: Did I just hear Skoal Berry? Bro that shit is whack nasty.

Mike: Says the one who dips original.
Jim: Man, shut the fuck up. It's good.
Jason: Mike, even I know not to dip Skoal Berry.
Mike: Well, tell you what Jason, I know not to get fucked up off Ativan and Xanax and touch girls at parties!
Jim: True.
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Chinese Chewing Gum

T-bag Let me get a Dab of some Chinese chewing gum

Jamal Humpherys- I got you bro
by Jamal Humphreys 288 August 8, 2016
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Chewed

Another way of saying someone “ate” or did a really good job at something.
Did you see Beyoncé’s performance?

Yes girl, she CHEWED
by Noremaac April 21, 2025
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