Dad chested

A female who has ether very small B cups or less

“Josh she has no chest”

“flatter than your dad”
“She dad chested”

by A typical white man November 11, 2020

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Chest-fro

Curly chest hair that looks like an afro on your chest

Bean: yo whats saying with the chest-fro
Nich: I don’t wanna walk about it

by Toothlessjones December 03, 2020

december 28th national chest pic day

make ur bf send you a chest pic on december 28th

hey boyfie it's december 28th national chest pic day

by st4rdustchild December 27, 2023

Hill-Chest

When a girl's breast grow at different times so that one boob is bigger than the other.

"Damn, look at the girl, she's got nice boobage."

*girl turns to face forward*

"Oh shit, she's got a hill-chest!!!"

"Hahahahaha, you see some wierd ass chicks here at Hooters!"

"Yeah! Irony's a bitch!"

by Glass Cup April 20, 2010

best chest

A 30-pack of Milwaukee's Best.

Let's go get us a Best Chest and get hammered.

by Smaug Boggs March 19, 2014

Chest beard

A Neanderthal level of chest hair usually paired with a beer gut

Put your shirt back on cover up that damn chest beard

by Captain chest beard March 18, 2022