Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
by Batatz March 8, 2024
Get the Bought a canoemug. Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.
-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015
Get the Canoe Slappedmug. Some one that is outdoorsy, lying, and a cheating individual. This person can not commit to a relationship.
This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.
This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.
by møøsedrøøl March 28, 2023
Get the douché canoemug. "did you catch the fight last night, that guy was really swinging them canoes at the start"
"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"
"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"
by Buffmclargehuge November 27, 2020
Get the Canoemug. by stick-bug514 May 2, 2024
Get the nathanael canomug. A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.
by JasonC123 August 14, 2021
Get the Douche Canoemug. The feeling of companionship that is felt between those riding in canoe together. High fives are commonly attributed to this condition.
by Hoonier June 28, 2010
Get the Canoe Comraderymug.