Noun:
An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.
An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.
That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.
by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019
Get the Douche Canoemug. 
by Coco_Est_1972 July 29, 2022
Get the Cano / canitomug. A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
Get the Tony Two Canoesmug. Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."
"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."
by G-Dale November 26, 2017
Get the Douche Canoemug. When a lady rides your face whilst another lady rides your penis, they are going down the river on a double canoe. Paddles can also be used.
by Ricktorious November 8, 2020
Get the Double Canoemug.