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Crackhead

A person with way too much energy, as if they were on crack. They seem to bounce off the walls. Not to be confused with someone who is actually on crack.
You're so hyper today. Calm down, you crackhead.
by Amai Karai January 13, 2023
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Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.
Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."
by Ttess1 September 3, 2023
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CRACKHEAD THEORY

An absurd theory that makes no sense, that actually has some proof behind it.
by Alien Shroom March 28, 2024
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Crackhead central

Sarnia Ontario, definitely stay away from this city, that is known as “crackhead central” an “chemical valley.” Lived here my whole life and I hate the place it’s honestly disgusting in so many ways and just a shitty place to live.
by BbyAnonymous June 14, 2022
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Crackhead

when someone is a "crackhead" it usually means "cray cray"/"crazyyyyyyy" but with a different name tag

(and if u still don't know what it is, its when someone acts childish as in "me hungy for waffles >:)"/30yo millennial on Facebook type energy, and a bit of an airhead)
situation 1
Brittany: OMG my friend Bethany is S U C H a crackhead XDDDDDD

Bethany: I'm a goblin now >:) *walks like a goblin would on the sofa, and throw the pizza box out their apartment window making some guy crash his car bc she threw the fresh pizza w/ the pizza box on the man's windshield* oopsies!

situation 2
Courtknee: OMG BEATHANY STOP ACTING LIK A CRAKHEAD OH MY GUAHD

Bethany: hehehe >:)))))) *throws the pillow at Courtney which ends up cussing a domino effect that ends up breaking her mom's 1,000,690 vase on the kitchen counter* oopsies tee hee :)
by Sharry winkeler January 23, 2026
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