burrito shelf

A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.
Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."
by streetwedge November 21, 2009
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Backwards-burrito

When some hooker is giving you a blowjob-from-behind, and you cum in her mouth and fart in her face at the same time.
Hey Fred, last night I gave my girlfriend a backwards-burrito
by Meistro bojango October 30, 2016
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Burrito nigga

A hispanic person who is chill with black people, so he is called a "burrito nigga."
by schoolingdeezkids September 26, 2022
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gang burrito

we went to Jessica house and she got a gang burrito
by echo knife February 12, 2017
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burrito rat

An offensive term referring to a person who is of Mexican descent. Usually a term used to describe a Mexican who is any of the following: unintelligent, slow, cowardly, or pathetic.
You know, Hernando is cute but the fact he's going out with that ugly ho is proof he's just another burrito rat.
by Operata January 07, 2011
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burrito remorse

Having an enjoyment of a burrito but later experiencing the consequences of a crap or puking etc.
Guy 1:That burrito was so delicious that I think I will have another!

Guy 2: I doubt you will once you have burrito remorse.
by kingballer16 October 12, 2010
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sex burrito

When your in a van with a king sized matress and it goes up the side of the walls putting you in the middle making a burrito
Dude, last night i had a sex burrito in my car
by Magicbatman December 09, 2017
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