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Jaren's Brownie 

When a guy poops on a girl's stomach then sits on it smashing the fecal material into every crevass.
Did you see that mess? Looks like he gave her a Jaren's brownie.
Jaren's Brownie by PGC137 January 21, 2021

eat a brownie 

phrase for someone to shut the fuck up and eat a brownie
ayo stupid bitchass nigga you horny ass nigga you tryna pack on discord dot com my nigga shut you bitchass up nigga go shut the fuck up and eat a brownie stupid ass nigga
eat a brownie by Amonglord July 18, 2021

The Wet Brownie Nugget 

Its when your girl is on the crapper with the worst case of constipation...while squeezing to plop out the nugget, she passes out...once out, you pick her up, place her head into the bowl to bob for turds, then take her from behind until she either wakes up, or her husband walks in on you....
My girl was trying to pinch a loaf, and found herself eating the wet brownie nugget instead.

banana beef brownie 

One hell of a drink

Ingredients: 1.0 oz Banana Liqueur
1.0 cube Beef Bouillion

Directions: Put banana liquer in shot glass. Place bouillion cube in shot glass. Enjoy
Cam got hammered off banana beef brownies last night, then made out with dom.

nitrous brownie

A nitrous brownie is a young woman wearing any combination of feathers, sparkles, tutu's, raibows and sequneced garments. Nitrous brownies are of a petite body type and often have dreadlocked or brightly colored hair. Nitrous brownies are most commonly found at parking lots of jam band concerts, most notably Phish . nitrous brownies are delicious.
John Breen is such a little nitrous brownie, i'd eat him up!
nitrous brownie by radtacular99 August 17, 2010

Double Fudge Brownie

The escalation of a "skid-mark".

The underwear smear.

When a person wears one pair of underwear for several days, and then flips the same pair of underwear inside-out to wear again for another few days.

The act is usually performed by those who practice poor hygiene and selective laziness. The common end result is a thick and potent load of fecal matter buildup inside the underwear between the anus and genitalia.

The accumulated fecal buildup can become black and encrusted over a matter of hours or days. One who practices the Double Fudge Brownie is often at risk of social rejection, and/or public humiliation.
"We tried to have sex but when we got naked and threw our undies on the floor, I saw the inside of hers was smeared with a double fudge brownie which made my boner go down quick!"

"I was gonna make my cell mates butt hole wider but when I stuck it in the first time he was sporting a double fudge brownie, so I stabbed his ass and went to bed."