Brazilian Breakfast

A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.
“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”

“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”
by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023
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Brazilian Lamp Shade

When engaging in sexual intercourse, this is when a men shoves a live lightbulb up the girls asshole and turns it on.
Brazilian Lamp Shaded her last night nigga!
(hospitalized)
by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021
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Brazilian Butthole Burn

You grab a cigarette and smoke it. When you are fucking someone, cum inside first. Use that cigarette in their ass to burn the inside. After that, the person who was cummed in has to fart, creating a large fire-typed explosion in their asshole.
The Brazilian Butthole Burn can be used for human rocket ships.
by Gooning Poopoo head February 12, 2025
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brazilian ear lick

To get really close to a guy and gently fondle him while tonguing his ear hole.
He was immediately punched in the face after giving the other teams player a Brazilian ear lick.
by fox_zero June 29, 2022
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Brazilian Tingle Tangle

Your girlfriend gives you wacky head on first class brazilian airlines while drinking sangria from a walmart drink isle.
"Dude i just got the craziest Brazilian Tingle Tangle last week, shit was BONKERS"
by Big noppa February 17, 2025
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brazilian tie

The act of cutting someones dick of and forcefully plugging it into their mouth.
Jack: Ayo, shut the fuck up before I give you the brazilian tie
Lukas: Oh no please dont!
by Germanpunk September 12, 2021
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Brazilian Sweat-lodge

When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape
Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast
by PawlWawl March 04, 2016
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