Bottom Syndrome

When bottoms think that a bottom is a top, simply because they want to be railed by them.

See, the reason you think this is because you have what's called, "bottom syndrome," which is a condition in which bottoms see someone they *want* to get railed by, but is actually a bottom, and claim they are a top, because the horny sensors in their brain blind them from seeing what's true. It's a common phenomenon amongst your people.

by Yeetthismeat October 20, 2021

Da Bottom

A part of West Philly that use to be a bad area but it is gettin better

We be down da bottom akh ima Holla at chu.

by Nep19120 May 15, 2021

bottom sick

It's like vomiting, but from the b-hole.

Virgil the dog was bottom sick on the living room carpet today...of course he didn't go on the tile floor.

by readymix January 6, 2016

Bottom Threeder

A person on the TV show American Idol who is frequently in the bottom three, but somehow stays on the show.

Jacob Lusk is the biggest bottom threeder and i don't know who keeps voting for him.

by idolhater June 14, 2011

Under the bottom

Phrase describing something particularly underwhelming; lackluster.

Antonym of "Over the top".
Has nothing to do with what's under your seat.

"His sales approach was so under the bottom that everyone in the room fell asleep."

by alternatevil March 25, 2012

bottom straddle

to sit on a seat backwards with the rail in front of you

also it can mean, while in the nude, sitting on top of a person's naked bum who is lying face down , as if youre sitting on a seat, bum to bum - you will be facing down their legs - its actually quite comfortable!

he was bottom straddled on the chair when someone pushed him on the back making him hit the floor.

by tartan whisky December 15, 2019

sandy bottoms

From one rhum drinker to another. Means go ahead and drink the rest of my daily rhum ration.

'Aye, mate! Sandy bottoms to you!"

by EACowboy February 3, 2017