Blobtastic means that something has a fantastic blobular quality. This is often used when describing residual plots to test for linearity and equal variance.
by Blob_stats December 15, 2025
Get the blobtastic mug.A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 28, 2008
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A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 30, 2008
Get the Pre-Bloated mug.a large, gutted, marijuana-filled blunt, with a smaller joint going through, slightly past the center of the blunt, making a cross like shape.
First person: I rolled a nice blunt, but its got a tear
Second person: it's alright, just slip this joint into the
tear, seal it, and we'll smoke a cross bloint!
Second person: it's alright, just slip this joint into the
tear, seal it, and we'll smoke a cross bloint!
by jaybizzlefoshizzle April 30, 2010
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Get the norwiegan bloatfish mug.the quickly gained weight a person gains when they drink too much and too often, usually concentrated to the face, and the belly.. this affects men and women in similar fashion, though It's not really that hot when a girl suffers from a case of booze bloat.
Christina Aguilera claims she weighs 100lbs? Gurl, she ain't stepped on the scale since she came down with that bad case of booze bloat.
by gomer79 March 17, 2011
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