Huntington Beach

Known as the Florida of California. Fontana by the Sea. Home of the Trumpster Karen.

Stole their slogan “Surf City” from Santa Cruz, CA.

I’m going to head to Huntington Beach this weekend and knock over some porta potties bruh.

by Tippy Doodleson May 11, 2020

Beached Whale

A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.

Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.

Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.

Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?

Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.

by tehsheriff May 25, 2009

Myrtle Beach

A tourist trap along the coast of South Carolina, where you are cramped beyond belief on beaches so crowded you cannot even find a place to sit down so you end up staying in overpriced condo's/hotel's and are charged your first born child for a good meal.

Myrtle Beach was fucking overcrowded, I couldn't even get to the ocean!

by Pharenhite December 30, 2008

beached whale

a female, whose body closely resembles that of a beached sperm whale.

i can't believe you slept with that beached whale. i.e. Leah

by luke detty May 13, 2005

fernandina beach

1. The City of Fernandina Beach is located on beautiful Amelia Island, in the northeast corner of Florida along the Atlantic Coast.

With many cultural and leisure activities, community groups, and an excellent golf course and marina, we offer something for the entire family. We invite you to visit and see for yourself!

Lets go to Fernandina Beach to get some shark's teeth!

by Russell Wickless June 11, 2008

Howard Beach

A city in New York that has a bunch of fucking fakes. Mostly girls dance at Fazio Dance Center and shop at VS Pink and boys play basketball at St.Helens and play FortNite and other people like me just do Netflix and chill. People who live in Howard Beach go to this school with three types of groups in middle school in each middle school grade, the first group is involved with all the popular kids and the jocks, the second group is where me and my friends sit which is called like the people who have no lives and the third group is the nerds. To conclude Howard Beach is shit and is full with fakes, spoiled bitches who think their hot shit when their not their actually trailer trash and assholes who think their hot and can get a girl in one second when it can actually take them 3 years

Yo dude where you at
I’m in Howard Beach NY HELP GET ME OUT OF THIS SHIT HOLE RN BOTA

by john orlandos whore May 17, 2018

Beach Crew

1) a orgie of super duper orgasmic people
2) bras and sistas
3) one extremely disfunctional family
4) dacers of spasmatic fashion
5) apples to apples extremists
7) shit pickle

woogedy woogedy woogedy
casa bonita, casa bonita, lalalalalalala
yuy
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
beach crew for life

by annonymous beach crew member January 12, 2008