sock badger 

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance

The sock badger has been at my socks again.

sock badger by Matt February 27, 2005

Badder 

It's like better, but worse.

"Dude, that was bad!" "Yeah, but it could have badder."

Badder by Tard Nugget March 6, 2010

flaming badger 

When penetrating a female from behind, one simply douses her ass in lighter fluid and ignites it. Then proceed to scratch at the flames violently in an effort to (a) put out the flames and (b) imitate an enraged badger.

Yo, I gave your mom the ol' flaming badger last night. She's in the ICU now, but she'll survive.

flaming badger by Sandwiches October 10, 2006

bagel badger 

a person who very strange or stupid

Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal

bagel badger by pooppopo October 20, 2009

rough as a badger's arse

Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.

"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."

rough as a badger's arse by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

THAT'S THE BADGER 

Phrase to express satisfaction

"Eyago mate, there's your pie and chips - with a extra portion of pie"

"ahh, that's the badger!"

THAT'S THE BADGER by friend of steve middleton, the pioneer of this phrase September 28, 2006

badders 

sucks dick

Chloe’s a badders

badders by hellooooogiysssssjxsjx March 19, 2020