by aweeze April 03, 2010
Do you have Asshole Phobia?
by Tittyfuck69 rule 34 December 20, 2015
Noun: A person (usually male) who usually works in the financial sector. This includes banks and insurance companies, but can also include other professions, such as law. He is known for cancelling dates, standing you up and being classically inattentive.
A common abbreviation is "FA"
A common abbreviation is "FA"
by ndidds November 08, 2006
A relative or other pseudo-family member, not necessarily limited to uncles, who can always be counted on to say inappropriate things, express unpopular opinions, or otherwise make everyone uncomfortable at family gatherings.
"Dude, who is that guy!?" "Don't mind him, he's just my Uncle Asshole."
"You think you're Uncle Asshole is bad? MINE voted for Santorum!"
"You think you're Uncle Asshole is bad? MINE voted for Santorum!"
by Caroline Noire March 02, 2012
People who think they're cool when in reality they are just fucking up society even more than it already is.
by PineappleJuice March 26, 2015
1:The hole in your ass that shit comes out of
2:Someone being a general dick
3:Gay people shove there penises up other gays assholes
2:Someone being a general dick
3:Gay people shove there penises up other gays assholes
1:The asshole is located in between your ass cheeks
2:Asshole:Hey you fagget I just killed you on cod you little fugget
3:The asshole is located in between your ass cheeks which gay people fuck each other in there
2:Asshole:Hey you fagget I just killed you on cod you little fugget
3:The asshole is located in between your ass cheeks which gay people fuck each other in there
by MoonieHD February 19, 2015
The asshole meter is a way that you can rate yourself to find out if you are a complete and utter asshole. The meter goes like this.
Level 1: Jerk, probably where most people fall on this list, they're generally nice people but at times can be a bit of a dickhead.
Level 2: Dick, this is the guy who you see calling girls "his bitches" and trying to get on every girl he sees.
Level 3: Douchebag, popped collar, hair gelled, sunglasses at night, you know the deal.
Level 4: Asshole, if you rate here, then you probably don't have many friends, you're an asshole all the time, you're that guy who scream at the drive through worker for ten minutes for forgetting the straw, or the guy who would literally steal candy from a baby.
Level 1: Jerk, probably where most people fall on this list, they're generally nice people but at times can be a bit of a dickhead.
Level 2: Dick, this is the guy who you see calling girls "his bitches" and trying to get on every girl he sees.
Level 3: Douchebag, popped collar, hair gelled, sunglasses at night, you know the deal.
Level 4: Asshole, if you rate here, then you probably don't have many friends, you're an asshole all the time, you're that guy who scream at the drive through worker for ten minutes for forgetting the straw, or the guy who would literally steal candy from a baby.
Girl 1: I think I might like Joe.
Girl 2: Really he is such a douche on the asshole meter.
Girl 1: Really I only thought he was a dick?
Girl 2: Look at the collar! And it's ten o'clock at night, why the hell is he wearing sunglasses?
Girl 2: Really he is such a douche on the asshole meter.
Girl 1: Really I only thought he was a dick?
Girl 2: Look at the collar! And it's ten o'clock at night, why the hell is he wearing sunglasses?
by ProjectACR April 22, 2011