Bald

Bald means shitty and bad

You're being so bald right now

by ifyoureadthisurbad January 21, 2021

bald asshole

A hairless asshole

That twink has a perfectly bald asshole

by PinkTater May 18, 2022

Hayleigh’s bald spot

Hayleigh’s bald spot is a chunk of hair missing from her head near the front of her hairline. We wish Hayleigh the best on finding a cure for her balding. You may also experience a similar situation to Hayleigh’s balding if you are either; Old, Tall, Pink, or Hayleigh.

Dumb person: “Hey! What’s that on your head?”
Not-dumb person: “Oh, that’s just my bald spot that’s almost identical to Hayleigh’s bald spot!”

by Tweakerbitch98fanpage September 9, 2021

Bald Headed Daddy

A father who has spoiled and raised his daughter so well that her standards are considered high. Best example of this was Hilary and Ashley Banks from Fresh Prince

My bald headed daddy bought it for me.

by Kharmin April 21, 2023

bald short baby

nico

nico is a bald short baby

by ilovemayo March 31, 2019

Bald

Your hair fled your scalp to escape the smell of your shit for brains.

Hym "Bwahahahahaha! AHA! Bald! Baaaaaaaaaald!"

by Hym Iam December 30, 2024

little power bald

A small man who’s proud and bald - William

omg grandpa is such a little power bald

by mel bel July 16, 2023