Urban Dictionary

A website for horrible people to define things.

Joe: Hey look up Russian Candy Cane on Urban Dictionary.
Bill: OK

TWO MINUTES LATER
Bill: OMG who the fuck who wrote that

by Hannibal lecter December 25, 2014

Urban dictionary

Urban dictionary

Urban dictionary

by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL July 2, 2022

urban dictionary

a dictionary that is full of definitions that a proper dictionary has but thats ok because who needs the definition of parameters when you can have the definition of memes

friend 1: hey what happened on march 22nd again
me: fuck you
friend 1: fine urban dictionary will tell me

by thetruememelord June 25, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The website the user currently views.

The Urban Dictionary might not be appropriate.

by My bestie is a baddie November 7, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A black hole that will suck you in for hours on end, until it is way to late to do whatever you came to a computer to do; a great tool in the art of procrastination.

Boy: Have you finished your essay yet?
Girl: Uh no, I've been on Urban Dictionary for the past 5 hours

by Emchob January 13, 2012

Urban dictionary

An internet orgy of funny and untrue definitions

-Urban dictionary taught me how to beat my wife while and what gerky means
-Yeah i know its incredible

by Trifo-nword June 25, 2022

urban dictionary

the place you type random words and somehow there are many definitions of it.

For example, your name.

Jack, we will type in the search bar... BOOM! there are many definitions of an average "Jack."

also, I know you have typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into google or urban dictionary and found "that" definition.

Andy: Today, I'm gonna type qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp into the search bar of urban dictionary!
Hunter: You're bored, right?
Andy: Yeah, I guess...
Hunter: good thing I'm gonna type zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop cuz I'm bored as well!

by A_Formal_Fart November 11, 2020