Alcohol Instrokification

Drinking alcohol until you stroke.

Stop me from drinking before I get Alcohol Instrokification!

by Joshua Berls August 17, 2009

assorted alcohol

A variety of alcohol which one would bring to a party

Female:What do you consider "assorted alcohol"? Lol

Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.

by My wallet has a cactus in it July 9, 2017

Accelerated alcoholic

Someone who drinks an extreme amout of alcohol daily.

Jon is an definitely an accelerated alcoholic.

by DamPam July 8, 2019

Alcoholic

When Tim and Jacob are trying to get drunk on a monday

You alcoholic turkey Pipers want to get drunk on a Monday

by Turkeypipe, alcoholic, turkey December 5, 2016

flaming alcoholic

An alcoholic who is also in the closet.

"Did you hear Joeseph Heberer is a flaming alcoholic?"

by JuiceInTheOven May 19, 2018

Alcohol Enthusiast

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time

Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference”

by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021

Alcohol

The liquid Gold that makes this S#!T life bearable.

Alcohol 🍾🍷- Noun, when a dumb ass asks? "How to look after your mental well-being in a crisis" Solution - Alcohol ~ Urban Dictionary.

by The Silicon Jaguar July 6, 2021