absobloodylootely

YES! (brits slang)

Girl 1 : Are you a fans of 5 Seconds of Summer?
Girl 2 : Absobloodylootely

by anonymous261100 July 23, 2014

Abstinence bases

Just like the other set of bases only abstinence is involved and normally is the following order:

1. Polite chatter
2. eye contact
3. an odd joke
4. furious dry humping

me and that nice girl rounded the abstinence bases las t night.

by yo mama jokes April 3, 2010

Absotively Posilutely

A confirmation, made whimsical from swapping word-endings... The usage goes back at least as far as "Dirty Duck", a comic strip (graphic novel) written by Bobby London in the 1970's, including the tag line: "Posilutely, Weevil!" "Absotively, Mr. Duck!".

This, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the Gallagher and Shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 Zigfield Follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by Shean's query, "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher's reply, "Positively, Mister Shean!"

Blunting the offense of doubting someone: "You'll be on time, then? Absotively?", "Oh, posilutely!" (Absotively Posilutely)

by DocRob11 July 11, 2010

absinthe

Strong alcoholic beverage that contains Artemesia Absinthium(also known as wormwood)alkaloids. Its usually green in color but turns white when diluted with water. The wormwood alkaloids cause a trip much like DXM, despite contrary belief there are no actual hallucinations, its more of an en opening of the mind to the real world around oneself around you. It was drank by a lot of famous artists, and writers such as Picasso, Edgar Allan Poe, and other deranged people of that time period.

Me:Wow, Poe was right this absinthe is kickin' my ass.
Poe: WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!

by Marlboro January 4, 2006

absopos

Absolute Position, a defined well position.

If you use this sensor in your products, your company will be absopos.

by Raymond Chan February 3, 2007

Absar

A wizard in his craft. Long sexy hair. Gets all the pussy he desires. An enigma. Loves thicc bitches. Watches Dragonball and Porn. Kicked people’s asses on multiple occasions. Never been backed up in a fight

Wow! He just killed all those robbers while getting his dick sucked, he’s such a Absar.

by By hassan April 9, 2019

Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.

A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."

by rperazag June 29, 2010