Stranger danger

When you sit on both hands until they go numb. You then use one to masturbate while putting the other in your ass.

Man I think I need to stop watching porn. Last night I pulled a stranger danger and got poop on my keyboard.

by Biggersexier March 3, 2021

Hate stranger things day

if this is YOUR birthday then you probaly HATE Stranger Things

you “ugh i hate stranger things”
friend “thats because you’re born on Hate stranger things day”

by thascooper January 11, 2020

red stranger

Soaking your hand in period blood and jerking off

Jakes wife made him do the red stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

Riding Stranger

Riding in a back seat of the driver and performing a reach around. (male and female)

Suzie is driving her car while Billy gives her a riding stranger from the back seat.

by Danzanzio June 28, 2009

Liquid stranger

When you go to fart and realise you’ve accidentally wet sharted yourself.

Lou: “Ah fuck, I thought it was safe but I’ve just had a liquid stranger!”

by Calisraving December 22, 2023

Ghostly Stranger

When you sit on your hands, and then summon a spirit to jerk you off

"why are you even learning magic? there's no point"

"after your first ghostly stranger you'll understand"

by CBT69(sex number) May 23, 2025

Stranger mail

A message you just sent yourself as a reminder, but forgot about soon enough to be thrilled by the beep signaling "mail received". Like if other people actually wanted to text you.
Mechanism akin to that of Stranger's hand.

Damn! I thought someone remembered my birthday this year, but it's stranger mail with this article on suicide I wanted to save for later.

by adasny March 23, 2018