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Pee Jar

A jar (typically a mason jar) used to store urine. Mainly used in the middle of the night when one is too lazy to go all the way to the bathroom. Or for when that one pussy is too afraid to go to the bathroom after a scary movie.
Person1: “Dude, I gotta pee but I don’t wanna walk to the bathroom.”

Person2: “Just use the pee jar, bruh.”
by Daddy Dimadome August 20, 2020
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jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.
I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.
by DNAGuy May 29, 2024
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jar fly

the type of girl that will scrape a jar after the mix is cooked off ; the smell of the ether is what attracts them. Typically located in Hillsboro Ohio
when I am out shaking a bottle there is always jar fly's swarming about
by Kingspade93 June 30, 2022
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cum jar

a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.

one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
"hey broski, can you cum in this jar? i'm making a cum jar!"
by cyberfxngz January 1, 2024
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sub lt jar

A really annoying person who’s a bit of a freak
Person 1: ‘Oi, help me carry this box I’m about to drop it’
Person 2: ‘no lol get good
Person 1: ‘such a sub lt jar’
by Local Vietnam vet September 22, 2022
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Glass Jar

And old person’s way of saying Testicles
One little hit in your glass jar and you’ll be rolling all over the floor.
by No telling November 1, 2019
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jam jars

person one: i like your jam jars

person two: thanks
by p00piep4nts November 19, 2021
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