Hamster

A female that tends to sleep most of the day, cook good food, smoke marijuana and play video games. Most hamsters also have an eclectic taste in music, shows, and other entertainment.

Physically hamster tend to be short thicc girls.

The maker of this is a hamster; she sleeps 10hrs and splits the waking time between work, games, and cooking.

I am a hamster, I need music to breathe and can cook a meal out of nothing

The hamster is a short thicc girl that's perfect wife material

by Pink Hamster Kirby April 20, 2022

hamster lullabye

Blowing through a dog toy squeaker

Hey man, stop playing a hamster lullabye, it's really annoying.

by Koudaku December 6, 2020

Hamster Day

Hamster day is a day in which you have to give a hamster that you know attention and food until the day is over hamster day is on december 31st

Hey do u wanna squeak squeak on Hamster Day

by Custrupid December 16, 2020

hamster smuggler

Gays who felch hamsters

Those dirty hamster smugglers have killed 3 hamsters this week

by Kernowballbag November 25, 2020

Hamster

Is what your mother is.

Your Mother was a hamster!

by Unknown_User_42069 December 31, 2020

oh shit get the hamster

A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.

any last words?
oh shit get the hamster

oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster

by Get Rick rolled January 2, 2021

Hamster

A racist term for a hispanic person meaning that they bread like hamsters. Usually knocking up multiple women and bailing on there kids like a rodent would do just spread there seed and move on

(White guy) "Hey did you hear about carlos? He knocked up my sister and bailed on her this is his 15th kid hes done this too!"
(Other white guy) "wow what a fuckin hamster! She should have gotten a nice white guy instead hopefully she learns you dahm well know that fuckin hamster carlos wont hes just spreading his seed like a rodent"

by Panhead_Chopper_11C February 6, 2021