Crispy

Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.

Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!

by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017

crispy

hair by crispy asf

hey did you see hair by chrissy?
oh you mean hair by crispy?

by leslieiscooler October 17, 2020

Crispy

A term used in Brigantine NJ and Philadelphia PA. It means that something is good. Used as an adjective. The opposite of Crusty

That concert was crispy as hell!

by CWC_Wegieman September 26, 2011

crispy ween

Someone who has a cool attitude

Hey dude y got a “crispy ween”

by Willween October 2, 2018

Crispy tits

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.

That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits

by Brookis1999 September 30, 2015

crispy cookies

When you get frustrated and start trippin. -Troy

Oh! Crispy Cookies! I got moved to doubles four :(.

by Rüf May 27, 2016

crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023