Canadians, in their vast desire to one up the rest of North America, created a way of fisting someone in the style of their favorite mammal. To perform the maneuver you must have extremely strong digits and the man/woman must have severely trained their hole. Pass your hands across your chest, stopped only by hooking your thumbs. They should now resemble the antlers of the great Canadian Moose. Lube vigorously with maple syrup. Stare deeply into your partner's eyes and give a curt, respectful Canadian nod. Roar the call of the Moose and shove extended Moose horns into the eager hole. Prep for most chilling orgasm of your life.
by GWCovert January 19, 2016
Get the Canadian Fistingmug. Canadians only by citizenship. They may qualify by one or all of the following:
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes
Those guys over there have no connection or loyalty to Canada, they're just Canadians by citizenship, indeed they are paper Canadians.
by kmcj22 December 13, 2015
Get the paper canadiansmug. When a woman sticks one of her tits in the mans ass hole and reaches around and jacks you off from behind.
by D-speed December 12, 2011
Get the Canadian Backjackmug. When an old Canadian man jerks you off and doesn’t stop because he has Alzheimers and forgets to stop
by Yahoones February 3, 2023
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Get the Canadian Talibanmug.