Wisconsin Windpipe

When you lather your dick with cottage cheese, and give someone a good face fucking

I have a narley cough right now, Ithink it’s because i got a Wisconsin Windpipe last night.

by HoodratHoudini February 24, 2022

Wisconsin blow dryer

That one sexual act your classmate keeps saying he did to girls. A.K.A. ejaculating on someone’s face and drying it with a fart…

guy 1:yo I just gave a girl a Wisconsin blow dryer
guy 2:what’s that?
guy 1:search it up on your school computer 😈

by Istolemysistersaccountforthis July 21, 2025

Wisconsin Deer Antler

When someone wears fake Deer Antlers and rape someone of the same sec

I gave that guy an Wisconsin Deer Antler

by afroninja069 September 21, 2016

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Old Wisconsin yumbo

When you get a blow job from a hooker with no teeth

That chick from last night was a old Wisconsin yumbo

by Face tickler July 2, 2025

wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain

Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.

by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023