A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
by FrenchOnion February 05, 2024
Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.
Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.
Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.
by Big Al. December 20, 2012
by Wu.(ake) en(duh) (sul)-(ate) April 03, 2017
When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 09, 2023
When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.
Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
by Chinooks64 July 09, 2023
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 10, 2025
Wake and Pex is when you wake up, eat breakfast, then take an Adipex-75 pill (75mg Phentermine). Then you clean and study and do work.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 23, 2024