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Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
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Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.
Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
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Chrissy wake up

The name of a cringe song made in 2021-2022. Seriously, please don’t sing this to me.
sentence 1: CHRISSY WAKE UP! I DONT LIKE THIS

sentence 2: Chrissy wake up is a bad song that should be forgotten.
by anonymous May 12, 2023
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Waking nightmare

A waking nightmare, is where your actual life becomes worse than your dreams and your dreams become something of a refuge, where you can escape reality and forget. But when you wake up, you remember how shit life is for you at the moment in reality and that it was just a dream where you were happy. You'll know that you have a waking nightmare if you sometimes cry when you wake up as a result of the happiness difference between your dream and your life.
Guy 1: "I'm living a waking nightmare right now man"
Guy 2: " I don't care "
by Daonebest August 28, 2023
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Wake me up

Street name for a drug that’s wakes you up or keeps you up . Has you lit all night .
by Dolly393 January 29, 2020
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sleep wake

your so tired your not
at 3am im usually sleep wake
by Jacobyaboi April 18, 2020
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Waking the baby

Waking the baby is what Mom and Dad have so much energy that they wake the baby up for the feeding not the other way around
I feel so good and energized and ready to Take On The World this morning I was all about waking the baby this morning for her feeding
by ARTIE ST@UT June 8, 2020
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