Wake N' Shake

Waking up and masturbating using open porn tabs from the night before.

I found some tabs open with porn. Did you wake n' shake?

Yes...

by dklfsdkljfsdkljgsklg October 9, 2021

wake and slake

morning sex (with a partner or via self gratification).

Yeah, I was late for work 'cuz Toneisha was in the mood for some "wake and slake".

My "morning wood" always ends up as a "wake and slake".

by Busnardo May 5, 2014

chrissy wake up

the song that at first was a funny appreciation of a character (eddie munson) and the actor's hard work in this role, that has later transformed into the only three words stranger things obsessed kids scream at you in the hallway when you tell them it is in fact illegal and just wrong to stalk joseph quinn's location and show up to his holiday house.

"yeah idk i think that was going a bit very far, yknow stalking his location and showing up to his house and all"

"ugh u dont get it - CHRISSY WAKE UP I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP, HEY HELLO, TIME TO WAKE UP TIME TO WAKE UP CAN YOU HEAR ME WAKE UP CHRISSY I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP"

by elmointhewild August 17, 2022

crissy wake up

Typically used when someone is actively being possessed by an unknown demon.

Girl: *Eyes go blank, stays still, starts flying*
Guy: "CRISSY WAKE UP {ION LIKE THIS}"

by Vickyelle May 12, 2024

Riding the wake

This is where a girlfriend that is attractive to you or others /has other options , uses the fact others would gladly be you in an instant to her advantage by going out as said girlfriend playing the troubled girlfriend role in order to get what is desired and then returning home with a watered down self to argue because where as otherwise she could have her way in case scenario.

Male.says to girlfriend , oh now you are just riding the wake . Just as she leaves

by Essie Aighen July 15, 2025

Wake Drip

Wake Drip is the best RUST player in the game right now. He is unbeatable in face checks, snow roams, and even glock battles.

Wake Drips owns wasdvex in every aspect of the game.

by Wake Drip March 28, 2025

Wake

A Chad so profoundly Giga, that the term GigaChad no longer amply accommodates for the enormity of such Chad-dom. A raw concentration of Sigma energy, this type of man derives no fulfillment from fitting neatly into the expectations or assumptions of the world around him -- he acts independently in pursuit of his greatest and truest self. Also, big cum. BIG cum. Cries after cumming. Too much cum. Ouch. Small balls tho. Sorry.

Informally used to describe a particularly copious and robust ejaculation.

Dave: See that guy at the other end of the urinal trough?

Mike: Looks like real Chad.

Dave: Not with those small balls and all that coom. That's a WAKE.

Mike: Agreed.

informal-- Becca: "Domino gave me a real Wake last night. That thing wouldn't stop."

by GIGAGIGA September 16, 2021