The vegan teacher

A person who believes animals are human and can speak English ://

And is mentally not stable and will never be

The vegan teacher:

*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”

Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?

by Red samurai October 21, 2021

Instagram vegan

Someone who pretends to be something they are not on social media.

He posts alk the time about his clean living vegan lifestyle, but I saw him tucking into a lamb kebab after the pub shut last night. He's just an instagram vegan.

by janethepaint May 21, 2017

Nebraska-Vegan

When the steak/cut you bought and ate was sourced from local butchers or farm in Nebraska.

I’d eat the steak your mom cooked but I’m a Nebraska-Vegan and that’s not gonna make the cut.

by Turtle_Master13 September 30, 2021

liquid vegan

one who only drinks water and no other liquids

twitter skincare consists mostly of african black soap, witch hazel, and becoming a liquid vegan

by stillhurting August 18, 2017

Vegan Heroin

Vegan Heroin is a new term for the mitragyna speciosa plant, aka - kratom. It is most commonly consumed as a tea. Due to its popular use within the "kava community" a community rich with hippies and vegans, this word has been used by several people in casual conversation and it is now being used as the name of a website and in conjunction with a social media page. Sometimes, the word is also used to describe kava.

Last night we drove down to the blueberry patch and chilled out with a bunch of hippies sipping on vegan heroin. Philosophical debates and hair dreading ensued.

by MuddyHippie February 13, 2020

Vegan Lunch

When you fall or trip and your face lands in grass. Alternatively being served a "Vegan Lunch" when one gets pushed over.

"Tripped up on a sausage and ended up eating a vegan lunch."

"I hated this sausage munching burger gulper so much I gave him a vegan lunch."

by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021

veggie vegan

A veggie vegan is a vegan that is usually mocked by his/her/their friends. But, these "Veggie Vegans" always stick to it and never give up on there vegan path.

"HAHAHAHAHAH these the VEGGIE VEGANNN!!!!!" (the dumb kid)
"I am happy with my life style choices!" (The veggie vegan.)

by The real VEGGIE VEGAN November 30, 2017