Tweekervision

When two or more meth heads are so high that they all see the same imaginary hallucination(s).

Tweeker #1: "What the fuck is that?"
Tweeker #2: "Dude, are you talking about the huge flamingo blocking 4 lanes of traffic?"
Tweeker #1: " Hell yeah, but I thought flamingos were pink?"
Tweeker #2: " Apparently, them fuckers are..."
Tweeker #1 & Tweeker #2: "BLUE WITH PURPLE POLKA DOTS"
Tweeker #2: "Damn, I guess you do learn something new everyday!"
Tweeker #3: "Shit, I am just relieved that I wasn't the only one that thought those ugly ass birds were pink..."
Innocent Bystander: "Next time say no to drugs, sounds like y'all suffering from Tweekervision"

by heatedpoet July 9, 2016

tweeker hidy-hole

The secret place a tweeker hides their meth and or paraphernalia.

Guy #1: "What the hell is this pipe and baggies doing inside this pair of socks?"
Guy #2: "Man, you must of found your mom's tweeker hidy-hole!"

by heatedpoet July 9, 2016

tweed jacket

to be worn by old British men

man the old Brit needs a tweed jacket

by elbowpatch February 22, 2017

tweedle poof

A homosexual/ gay man who is very effiminate

See that guy over there in the lime green shirt? What a tweedle poof.

by warewolf56 March 7, 2017

Tweeb

Someone who uses Twitch emotes in real life or on other websites. Similar to those who say lol or kek in normal conversation, but Tweebs are another level.

Bob: I sold my car yesterday
Jim: $ellout
Bob: The fuck?
Jim: Kappa 123 1G
Bob: You fucking tweeb

by CallOfDutyMasterxx147 April 5, 2017

tweekertime

a very long span of very long waiting period because of a poorly guessed waiting time.

crystal beth told me to wait here fir five min but her timezone must be tweekertime cause its been three hours now

by Random Graves September 3, 2017

tweekerastoner

someone who gets high on 420 and T.

that guy is an total tweekerastoner he likes to party a lot.

by ATOM B October 7, 2017