Wanting to f*ck
by Sarah Mitchell September 04, 2016
Pre trying is where a guy hits up a girl with a fella, but says I won't I won't try it cause you got a man
by Bigmandingo August 10, 2023
the act of killing yourself, but more specifically, driving yourself off a cliff listening to “this is me trying” by taylor swift
by tswizzleismymom November 29, 2021
Anything that isn't incest cult = division.
Retard "They're trying to divide us!"
Hym "Oh? Are we a team? What are we going to do about my broken down car?"
Retard "That's not my problem."
Hym "Ok. So in what way are we together?"
Retard "They're trying to divide us!"
Hym "Oh? Are we a team? What are we going to do about my broken down car?"
Retard "That's not my problem."
Hym "Ok. So in what way are we together?"
Retard "Huh?"
Hym "You said they are trying to divide us. What does that even mean?"
Retard "We have to stick together or they're going to divide us!"
Hym "Yeah, stick together to do what?"
Retard "To stop them from dividing us!"
Hym "What's the difference between us being divided and us being apart? Like... What happens to me and my broken down car is we're together?"
Retard "That's your problem!"
Hym "Right, yeah, you said that already but... You see how us being together doesn't mean or even do anything right?"
Retard "They want to make my son a girl! And that's going to divide us!"
Hym "I don't give a fuck about your son being a dick-girl. He's- She's fine. That's not an actual problem."
Retard "China's gonna getcha!"
Hym "China is collapsing under the weight of it's own tofu dreg. That- I'm not worried about that. I have to walk to a job I hate that doesn't pay me enough to pay my bills and I literally created A.I. and I'm the greatest producer in the history of humanity."
Retard "Russia is... Bad."
Hym "They want to join Nato or get Ukraine back. They're fine. It's fine. A charlatan is coopting our politicians."
Retard "They're dividing us though."
Hym "It's- You aren't getting it. For us to be a team you need to participate in my life on some level. If you're not going to participate there is nothing to divide."
Retard "But they're trying to divide us!"
Hym "You said they are trying to divide us. What does that even mean?"
Retard "We have to stick together or they're going to divide us!"
Hym "Yeah, stick together to do what?"
Retard "To stop them from dividing us!"
Hym "What's the difference between us being divided and us being apart? Like... What happens to me and my broken down car is we're together?"
Retard "That's your problem!"
Hym "Right, yeah, you said that already but... You see how us being together doesn't mean or even do anything right?"
Retard "They want to make my son a girl! And that's going to divide us!"
Hym "I don't give a fuck about your son being a dick-girl. He's- She's fine. That's not an actual problem."
Retard "China's gonna getcha!"
Hym "China is collapsing under the weight of it's own tofu dreg. That- I'm not worried about that. I have to walk to a job I hate that doesn't pay me enough to pay my bills and I literally created A.I. and I'm the greatest producer in the history of humanity."
Retard "Russia is... Bad."
Hym "They want to join Nato or get Ukraine back. They're fine. It's fine. A charlatan is coopting our politicians."
Retard "They're dividing us though."
Hym "It's- You aren't getting it. For us to be a team you need to participate in my life on some level. If you're not going to participate there is nothing to divide."
Retard "But they're trying to divide us!"
by Hym Iam August 06, 2024
trying (spotlight on TRYING, now!!) to 'wean' oneself off some addictive substance, no matter WHAT it is!! (i.e- food, drugs, sex, cohol, cigs...e.t.c.) KICK=kick out the door!!
i'm trying to kick cheese, i'm wearin' some NOW!!
i'm tryin' to kick these cigs, but its' more work than i want to do!!
i'm trying to kick his/her 'unit', but its' SOOO SWEET!!
trying to kick them 'acid'-burgers.......
i'm tryin' to kick these cigs, but its' more work than i want to do!!
i'm trying to kick his/her 'unit', but its' SOOO SWEET!!
trying to kick them 'acid'-burgers.......
by michael foolsley May 31, 2011
Trey: "Man, Stacey left me on seen. What should I do?"
Tristan: "If first you don't succeed, try, try again."
Tristan: "If first you don't succeed, try, try again."
by Private Schools February 10, 2024
Piss Off Challenge, also known as, “Try Not To Piss Off Challenge”, is a challenge that makes people pissed off for no reason or maybe a reason at least.
It’s a Internet Challenge, please don’t try this in real life.
It’s a Internet Challenge, please don’t try this in real life.
Person 1: Try Not To Piss Off Challenge! 3, 2, 1!
Person 1: *posts something that can pissed anyone off, ex. Twitter/X*
Everyone: *fucking screams and gets pissed off
Person 1: *posts something that can pissed anyone off, ex. Twitter/X*
Everyone: *fucking screams and gets pissed off
by Rui the Lesbian November 26, 2024