Maxxing

The act of increasing the volume on speakers, headsets, or stereos in increments to their limit before utter hardware failure while playing very heavy music capable of rupturing ear drums or producing hallucinogenic images.

A.)

Friend 1: "I was attempting to maxx (maxxing) _______ and..."
Friend 2: "Dude, I tried that and my hair fell out like a week later. I found out I have a malignant tumor on my brain now. 'Twas well worth it."

B.)

Friend 1: "I was attempting to maxx (maxxing) _______ and...."
Friend 2: "Dude I tried that and my eyes started to bleed and I ruptured my appendix."

by EvasionX2 May 5, 2011

Max

Max is one of the funniest people you've ever met. He's always cracking jokes around anyone at all times. He's a joker but he has a feminine side to him as well and likes to keep in touch with it. He can be annoying at times but overall a great guy

(Math class)
Guy: Uh, Max this girl came up to me toda-
Max: knock knock,
Guy: who's there?
Max: doctor

Guy: doctor who

Max& guy:🤣🤣🤣🤣

by xXKaWaIiKoAlAXx November 3, 2020

Max

The biggest asshole in the universe Dont come across him he has a micro small dick

Hey You are a max

by Dinogamer786_YT November 29, 2018

max

a fucking white boy

bro have you seen max? hes so white

by travvy patty October 6, 2020

Max

The worst fucking fortnite player on the goddamn planet. Dude plays console and claims he's "a fucking god" but the dude is fucking TRASH. He also like big fat cock in his mouth when he plays, explaining why he is so brutally awful. If you are named max, fuck you.

No max, im not fucking reviving you you fucking trashcan

by LukeBright32 April 22, 2019

MAX

He is UGLY and he can be the most annoying person ever. But RARELY, he can be funny. NOT!

I hate you- You're such a Max!

by Modafaca January 30, 2019

Max

Max’S are always blonde. They are mostly amazing at soccer and basketball but are great at all sports. He is kind of shy but everyone likes him. He makes stupid mistakes and is low key dumb as fuck. Max is a nigger

Damn look at that max

by Dheusux November 3, 2018