Kyle

The fat retard type of people. 100% likely to be a liberal and to be a complete idiot. Gets pampered by his mommy, dads a drunk and doesn’t care about him. Small penis, never had a girlfriend, often gay.

Dude did you see that Kyle over there? Yeah dude what a faggot.

by Bigballzguy October 7, 2019

Kyle

a manipulating lying self absorbed cheating using careless dramatic fake oompaloompa liar asshole player cool guy wannabe thug wannabe stupid weak insufferable intolerable ignorant smarty wannabe .

Ugh hes such a kyle

by Oofnuggs February 19, 2020

Kyle

Has all the friends and is usually the guy that needs piercings and tattoos

I need friends...wait wheres kyle

by Kyle true meaning April 6, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a very sexy man who has a lot of friends probably with the name: Thomas,Cody,Ben,Jack, he is a very smart and intelligent kid who is loved by many

Kyle is better than all of his friends at gaming and rages a lot

by Rhys Moore September 8, 2020

Kyle

A white dude that drinks Monster Energy Drinks, and can punch straight through dry wall.

Kyle “Yo Sonny, can you buy me some Monster Energy Drinks from the store down the street.”
Sonny “No!”
Kyle *Punches through the dry wall in anger*

by An Asian Sonny October 15, 2019

kyle

1. Kyle the best character on South Park.
2. Fanfiction KYLE IS HOT
3. I like the name Kahl better.

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahl KYLE" - Eric Cartman
"YOU GOD DAMN JEW!"
"YOU BASTARD!"
"I DO NOT CARRY JEW GOLD GOD DAMMIT CARTMAN!"

by Kahl April 26, 2007

kyle

A kyle is when a girl takes a dump below the area of your nostrals and you snort it up through your nose, as she gives you a handjob and sucks on ur butthole.

ThAT chick totally gave me a kyle last night, man she was awsome at it.

by Blazi January 11, 2008