People with the name Alex usually possess blue eyes and curly hair. They are also almost always extreme cucks that have strange sexual fetishes.
Guy: What did you and Alex do at your place
Guy 2: He licked my toes and watched me eat for awhile, after a little he also licked Nutella if my nipples.
Guy 2: He licked my toes and watched me eat for awhile, after a little he also licked Nutella if my nipples.
by BurlesonSucks May 28, 2018
Get the Alex mug.Alex's are massive idiots with 0 friends, 0 maidens, 0 social skills and can not do anything for themselves
They turn into hogs at night and grow tusks out of their ass.
If you come across an Alex run at all costs
They turn into hogs at night and grow tusks out of their ass.
If you come across an Alex run at all costs
John: "Hey man do you want to meet my friend Alex?"
Randy: "Dude you know what Alex's are like right? Count me out."
John: "Thanks for reminding me I will make sure to block him"
Randy: "Dude you know what Alex's are like right? Count me out."
John: "Thanks for reminding me I will make sure to block him"
by UrbanWriter69420 November 2, 2023
Get the Alex mug.is a wholesome but weird brother. The type that sucks ass and eats flabbage. Thinks he’s hot but has 4 J bags and a beer belly. Gets on our neves but is a precious chihuahua. Don’t be an Alex.
That mother fucker Alex..
by Alex #3 November 5, 2021
Get the Alex mug.The most beautiful girl I’ve ever met. I love her so very much and hope she’s with me foreva. She also has a nice bootay:)
by BigFleshyNub August 5, 2019
Get the Alex mug.A good mate to smoke up with,tells racist jokes but he's "kidding", can relate to most things, he's mates with everyone, gets bullied at times, a cunt sometimes, but he's still a good lad and ciggy boy
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by MemetellVEVO January 17, 2020
Get the Alex mug.A friend who is super nice. If you have a Alex in your life you should keep them, they're great. (They're super important so don't let them go) Alex likes frogs and cats. He also has a cool voice that everyone compliments once they met him. Make sure to regularly check up on him because all your friends need love.
by xar0914 October 27, 2020
Get the Alex mug.Alex is a greek, gender-neutral name. It means a defender of people; protector of humanity.
Alex means a lot to the people around them because it's hard not to fall in love with them.
Alex is {kind} and {loving} and {likeable}.
Alex is {beautiful} even if they don't like to admit. They are the owner of a {strong personality}.
They are {loyal}, they're always there for you and won't hesitate to use their heart upon their sleeve if necessary and that's something special which makes them someone {rare} and {unique}.
Some of them can have dark humour but that's only because they're {afraid} of showing their {true colours}. They're {smart} and overthink too much.
You can confess all your thoughts and fears because they're a great {listener}.
They're very {loud} and sometimes impulsive but in a good way and makes people laugh all the time, it might be their {pretty smile} or {passionate spirit}. These things make Alex, {Alex}.
They're {very strong}, they might have been through quite a lot but still standing up.
They are in love with the cosmos and too afraid of the sea because: "If we know more about the universe than we know about the ocean, I'm not going any near of it"{-Their words.}
Sometimes they text you and that makes your day better!
They make the world a better place to live in, they become a {reason to be alive} and they also make you a {stronger person.}
If you don't have an Alex in your life, you should probably pray you did!
Alex means a lot to the people around them because it's hard not to fall in love with them.
Alex is {kind} and {loving} and {likeable}.
Alex is {beautiful} even if they don't like to admit. They are the owner of a {strong personality}.
They are {loyal}, they're always there for you and won't hesitate to use their heart upon their sleeve if necessary and that's something special which makes them someone {rare} and {unique}.
Some of them can have dark humour but that's only because they're {afraid} of showing their {true colours}. They're {smart} and overthink too much.
You can confess all your thoughts and fears because they're a great {listener}.
They're very {loud} and sometimes impulsive but in a good way and makes people laugh all the time, it might be their {pretty smile} or {passionate spirit}. These things make Alex, {Alex}.
They're {very strong}, they might have been through quite a lot but still standing up.
They are in love with the cosmos and too afraid of the sea because: "If we know more about the universe than we know about the ocean, I'm not going any near of it"{-Their words.}
Sometimes they text you and that makes your day better!
They make the world a better place to live in, they become a {reason to be alive} and they also make you a {stronger person.}
If you don't have an Alex in your life, you should probably pray you did!
Person 1 - I'm dating someone.
Person 2 - What's the name of the lucky one?
Person 1 - Alex..
Person 2 - You're the {lucky one} then...
Person 2 - What's the name of the lucky one?
Person 1 - Alex..
Person 2 - You're the {lucky one} then...
by __June__ May 23, 2020
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